The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 909 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 2.203 billion Terrible Farming Nation 909ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Terrible Farming Nation 909ian economy, worth 79.3 trillion terrible monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,983 terrible monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible Farming Nation 909's national animal is the terrible animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Terrible Farming Nation 909 is ranked 169,594^th in the world and 6,838^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 2.20 billion capita.